greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

februeruri:

i thought i would answer those colour meme requests tonight, but i decided to draw two grown-ass men holding rabbits instead

lizthefangirl:

throughmusicmysoulbegantosoar:

My family doesn’t mess around when it comes to Christmas cookies.

sorry is your family a small country

clamjob:

sweet

clamjob:

sweet

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

image

image

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles